1 00:00:03,209 --> 00:00:05,753 For those of you who were doing open-heart surgery... 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,924 ...or bringing peace to the Mideast, or whatever the fuck you were doing... 3 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:13,385 ...this is what you missed on Shameless last week. 4 00:00:15,513 --> 00:00:18,307 It's your turn. Get your goddamn ass out of this bed. 5 00:00:18,474 --> 00:00:19,642 It's your fucking turn! 6 00:00:19,808 --> 00:00:24,271 -Nanny Frank to the rescue. -Hymie has his first well-baby appointment. 7 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:25,856 I'll take him. 8 00:00:26,022 --> 00:00:27,483 Nice place you got here. 9 00:00:27,691 --> 00:00:29,568 -What are you doing here? -I was hungry. 10 00:00:29,735 --> 00:00:32,613 You drove all the way to the Southside for a bag of chips? 11 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:35,908 Well, a bag of chips and a ginger snap. 12 00:00:36,075 --> 00:00:38,869 -Can I help you? -This is my son Hymie. 13 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:42,831 Our organization works with dying children. 14 00:00:42,998 --> 00:00:45,584 Of course. I know that. 15 00:00:45,751 --> 00:00:48,379 It's my other child that's dying. 16 00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:51,131 Carl. Carl. A word. 17 00:00:51,298 --> 00:00:54,760 -Cancer? -You said you cater to dying children. 18 00:00:55,427 --> 00:00:58,514 -Camp? -I've never been to camp. 19 00:00:58,681 --> 00:01:02,101 -Here he comes. -Hey, thanks for bailing me out. 20 00:01:02,268 --> 00:01:05,854 All Mandy. She used her dad's line of credit at Bad Bob's Bonds. 21 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:09,483 Mandy. Being smart. Tell your girlfriend to wear clothes, Lip. 22 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:12,152 I was thinking there might be a job opening. 23 00:01:12,695 --> 00:01:15,239 Tell me, Fiona, how do you feel about deli meats? 24 00:01:15,447 --> 00:01:17,825 You're saying that if I blow you I can have a job? 25 00:01:17,992 --> 00:01:21,495 Hey, V, do you still have that mini camera you use for titty shots? 26 00:01:21,662 --> 00:01:25,416 -He's in there. You know what you're doing? -I got it all on tape. He's nasty. 27 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,751 I want day shifts. Home by 6. 28 00:02:37,905 --> 00:02:40,240 Stay down. 29 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:42,534 Stay down. 30 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:47,790 -Stay. Stay. -How long was that? 31 00:02:47,956 --> 00:02:50,376 Not long enough. You need at least 90 seconds. 32 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,920 City pools are filled with city kids. 33 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:57,007 And by "city kids," I mean black kids who swim. 34 00:02:57,173 --> 00:03:01,220 Stereotype-breakers like those two kids that ripped your bathing suit last year. 35 00:03:01,387 --> 00:03:04,556 -They turned it into a bikini. -If they'll do that when you run... 36 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:08,602 ...through the sprinklers, think what they'll do with a large body of water. 37 00:03:08,769 --> 00:03:11,480 Savage little Cosby kids will drown your ass. 38 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:13,982 -Times have changed. -That's what they said... 39 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:17,569 ...when they were holding me underwater repeatedly in the summer of '67. 40 00:03:17,736 --> 00:03:19,195 The so-called Summer of Love? 41 00:03:19,363 --> 00:03:21,824 Not at the Sullivan Street Pool, it wasn't. 42 00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:24,284 It was the summer of drowning whitey. 43 00:03:24,451 --> 00:03:27,955 And until you hold your breath longer than they can hold their breath... 44 00:03:28,122 --> 00:03:31,458 ...you're not going to Sullivan Street. Go. 45 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:37,256 -Whoa, can I try? -No, Carl, you've got cancer. 46 00:03:37,423 --> 00:03:39,717 Pack your bag. We're leaving. 47 00:03:51,145 --> 00:03:54,690 Milkovich house. Speak briefly, then shut up. 48 00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:58,569 Daddy, it's Molly. 49 00:03:58,944 --> 00:04:00,654 Mommy died. 50 00:04:01,613 --> 00:04:04,867 The lady upstairs is gonna tell the police I'm an orphan... 51 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:07,161 ...if a family member doesn't come get me. 52 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:09,204 Please, come. 53 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:12,958 Who the fuck's Molly? 54 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:16,295 She's my half-sister whose meth-head mother apparently died. 55 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:20,591 -You have a sister? -Half. 56 00:04:21,842 --> 00:04:23,051 Wanna finish? 57 00:04:24,136 --> 00:04:25,846 Sure. 58 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:32,144 Oh, my God. You are so unbelievably tasty right now. 59 00:04:34,897 --> 00:04:37,649 -Don't wait for me. -Charging by the minute, Madame V? 60 00:04:37,816 --> 00:04:38,901 Yes. 61 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:42,362 Well, thank you for watching my wallet, you dirty little whore. 62 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:43,947 I am your dirty little whore. 63 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:47,326 Put me on my back, would you please? 64 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:49,328 Oh, hello. 65 00:04:50,788 --> 00:04:53,707 Oh, you've been working on your Kegels, huh? 66 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,835 Oh, you're flexing now. 67 00:04:57,002 --> 00:04:59,671 Oh, you're flexing. Oh, you're flexing now. 68 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:06,136 Roll over, Hulk Hogan. 69 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,852 -You want me to finish you off? -I'm good, hon. 70 00:05:14,019 --> 00:05:15,979 We gotta save your sperm for baby-making. 71 00:05:18,148 --> 00:05:22,736 -This was a baby-making session? -Hoping so. You cool? 72 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:27,658 Yeah, yeah, it's just... I just wish you had given me a heads-up... 73 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:29,701 ...before I went with the whore thing. 74 00:05:29,868 --> 00:05:32,830 I don't want our kid's first impression to be that you're a whore. 75 00:05:32,996 --> 00:05:34,665 It was making you hot. Hot is good. 76 00:05:34,832 --> 00:05:37,709 We gotta help your spermies rocket to my egg. 77 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:41,797 Well, just don't be upside-down too long. My sperm get dizzy. 78 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:44,049 Heh. Ow! 79 00:05:47,094 --> 00:05:48,929 Shh, shh, shh. 80 00:05:49,388 --> 00:05:51,974 -You all packed? -I need a sleeping bag. 81 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,518 Just staple some sheets together. 82 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:58,188 This camp's got a rifle range, woods all around a lake. 83 00:05:58,354 --> 00:06:00,190 I'm definitely gonna kill something... 84 00:06:00,356 --> 00:06:03,777 ...like a grizzly, mountain lion, maybe a tiger. 85 00:06:03,944 --> 00:06:06,530 Or I might go out in the canoe and shoot some fish. 86 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:10,242 Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you. 87 00:06:10,409 --> 00:06:13,537 A world your other siblings will never get to experience. 88 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:16,540 But they don't know this camp is only for kids with cancer. 89 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:20,376 So like I said before, you must keep that secret. 90 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:22,921 You still someone I can trust? 91 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:27,634 Why am I the only one who caught cancer from Grammy? 92 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:31,513 Life is rife with questions that baffle. 93 00:06:31,722 --> 00:06:34,390 All we can do is carry on. 94 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:38,437 Am I going to die? 95 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:40,522 Time will tell. 96 00:06:40,689 --> 00:06:43,275 But don't you worry, I'm working on a cure. 97 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:45,360 - You all packed up? - Shh. 98 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:47,487 - Yep. - What's Hymie doing here? 99 00:06:47,654 --> 00:06:50,157 -I'm babysitting. -Sheila popping pills again? 100 00:06:50,324 --> 00:06:54,328 Sheila happens to think very highly of my ability... 101 00:06:54,494 --> 00:06:56,580 ...to raise bright, independent children. 102 00:06:56,747 --> 00:06:58,582 You're not leaving Hymie here, Frank. 103 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:01,460 Debbie can't take a special-needs kid on top of daycare. 104 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:06,214 Challenges foster growth. You can't prevent Debbie from an opportunity to grow. 105 00:07:06,381 --> 00:07:08,675 Not happening. Carl, what are you doing? 106 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:11,595 -Making a sleeping bag. -These are Lip's sheets. 107 00:07:11,762 --> 00:07:14,765 -Not anymore. -All right, take my ROTC sleeping bag. 108 00:07:14,932 --> 00:07:17,517 - Really? - Yeah, I'll grab it from upstairs. 109 00:07:18,143 --> 00:07:20,854 Why couldn't you win a raffle for camp when I was little? 110 00:07:21,021 --> 00:07:23,357 Fortune dispenses randomly. 111 00:07:23,523 --> 00:07:25,859 -I hated camp. -Don't listen to Jamie, Carl. 112 00:07:26,026 --> 00:07:27,069 Jimmy. 113 00:07:27,986 --> 00:07:31,406 You okay holding down the fort with Debbie's daycare insanity starting? 114 00:07:31,573 --> 00:07:33,492 Jamie's got it. Jamie is all over it. 115 00:07:33,659 --> 00:07:36,328 Okay, little man, see you in a week. 116 00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:40,791 I just wanna say thanks for being a great sister. 117 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:46,213 I may have never said that, but now I did. 118 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,507 -You okay, Carl? -Yeah. 119 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:53,387 I left a list of stuff we need at the store. You kicking in for squirrel fund? 120 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:57,099 -Absolutely. I'm living here, gotta do my part. -Don't have to. 121 00:07:57,265 --> 00:08:00,143 Want. Want to. 122 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:03,188 Debbie, daycare's starting! 123 00:08:04,398 --> 00:08:06,650 Wow, thanks, Ian. 124 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:11,238 I got a couple more things for camp too. Bug spray and Swiss army knife. 125 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:14,992 For comfort and convenience, not as weapons. 126 00:08:15,158 --> 00:08:16,785 Awesome. 127 00:08:17,285 --> 00:08:18,578 See you in a week, pal. 128 00:08:18,745 --> 00:08:19,997 See you. 129 00:08:21,248 --> 00:08:23,750 - Dad, we should go. - Coming. 130 00:08:32,259 --> 00:08:35,429 Stay away from people with cancer, little dude. 131 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:37,723 Okay. 132 00:08:37,889 --> 00:08:40,892 - Who's ready for breakfast burritos? - Me! 133 00:08:41,059 --> 00:08:42,436 Whoa. 134 00:08:53,071 --> 00:08:55,032 -So this sister... -Half. 135 00:08:55,198 --> 00:08:59,494 She's just waiting somewhere for your dad to go pick her up? 136 00:08:59,661 --> 00:09:00,746 Near Milwaukee. 137 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:03,498 -He gonna do it? -No. 138 00:09:04,082 --> 00:09:05,292 So you think maybe...? 139 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:09,046 I don't know, maybe you should call her, tell her he's not coming? 140 00:09:09,921 --> 00:09:13,091 No call answers that question just as good as a call does. 141 00:09:15,719 --> 00:09:18,889 So you're cool with your sister going in the foster care system? 142 00:09:19,514 --> 00:09:21,016 The system's better than here. 143 00:09:21,183 --> 00:09:25,687 Yeah, says the girl who miraculously has never been in the system. 144 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,401 -She have any other relatives? -Who knows? 145 00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:35,405 Look, it sucks, but there's nothing I can do about it. 146 00:09:37,949 --> 00:09:40,202 She sounded desperate. 147 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:45,665 I mean, let's see if we could get her. Let's see if we can help. 148 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:48,376 -Help how? -Maybe locate the rest of her family. 149 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:50,504 -How are we gonna do that? -I don't know. 150 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,673 -Drive up there, figure it out. -In the car neither of us have? 151 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,301 -She's your sister. -Half. 152 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,139 There's a coupon in the flyer for this. Do you have one? 153 00:10:01,306 --> 00:10:02,516 I left it at home. 154 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:07,312 There's a stack of them over there. No reason the store should have that 75 cents. 155 00:10:07,479 --> 00:10:10,107 Adolpho, delivery ready at Register 3. 156 00:10:10,273 --> 00:10:13,318 Princess, it's time for your break. 157 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:18,448 Princess, stop working so hard. 158 00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:20,700 Princess, I got it. Go take your break. 159 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:23,829 It's not a "break" break, it's a Bobby break. 160 00:10:34,339 --> 00:10:36,842 Will you be coming up for Parents Day, Mr. Gallagher? 161 00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:39,761 No, no, no. Working. No time to relax. 162 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:44,599 Being able to afford Carl's cancer drugs means a lot of time at the foundry. 163 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:48,061 If I'm late, I get docked, I get docked too many times, I get fired. 164 00:10:48,228 --> 00:10:50,772 If I get fired, I lose my benefits. 165 00:10:50,939 --> 00:10:54,651 Benefits that will provide treatments to extend Carl's life... 166 00:10:54,818 --> 00:10:59,197 ...past the doctor's original dire predictions. 167 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:02,701 We'll take good care of him, I promise. 168 00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:04,202 Thank you. 169 00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:06,663 Okay, folks, bus is leaving. Get your hugs in. 170 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:10,208 Okay, check it out. I was able to pull some strings... 171 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:13,545 ...and get you these special cancer pills. Take one a day. 172 00:11:13,712 --> 00:11:16,006 They'll give you the energy to get through camp. 173 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:19,509 -Will they cure my cancer? -Depends on your attitude. 174 00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:25,056 I love you, Dad. 175 00:11:26,682 --> 00:11:31,229 Okay. Okay, good. There you go. Be brave. 176 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:45,452 -Ten, 11, 12, 13... -Ten, 11, 12, 13... 177 00:11:48,455 --> 00:11:53,043 -One, two... -One, two, three, four, five... 178 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:58,381 Ashish, it's not your turn. 179 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:00,091 What number did I get up to? 180 00:12:00,884 --> 00:12:02,093 Five. 181 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,638 Or 13. 182 00:12:10,101 --> 00:12:13,188 Whoo! Yummy time. 183 00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:14,856 It's been a while, hasn't it? 184 00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:16,524 What has? 185 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:17,984 Since we had sex. 186 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,778 Oh, yeah. 187 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,864 Sleep deprivation is the silent romance killer. 188 00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:25,200 Who thought Frank would be the cure? 189 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,993 -Jody? -Yeah? 190 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,331 -Would you wanna stay here a little bit? -Oh, you wanna snuggle? 191 00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:34,501 Jody is always down for maximum snuggams. 192 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:38,088 I was thinking maybe we could... 193 00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:46,762 ...mix into snuggle time a little toy time. 194 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:49,099 -Sheila, we've been over this. -I'll go slow. 195 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,559 -Not gonna happen. -It's good to be nervous. 196 00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:53,728 -Not true. -Please? 197 00:12:54,312 --> 00:13:00,235 Sheila, sweetheart, I can't, okay? 198 00:13:00,402 --> 00:13:03,363 I like what we have now. Let's not ruin it. 199 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:05,407 Breakfast in a sec. 200 00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:12,788 I've been working on the railroad 201 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:16,001 All the livelong day 202 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:20,088 I've been working on the railroad ALL: Just to pass the time away 203 00:13:20,297 --> 00:13:22,841 -Yo, I'm Hanley. -Carl. 204 00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:25,510 -What up? -Not my red blood cell count. 205 00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:28,638 -What kind you got? -The kind that kills kids. 206 00:13:28,804 --> 00:13:31,725 -You? -Same. 207 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:36,938 Fiona, I need you to trade breaks with me later. 208 00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:39,858 -Sure. When do I punch out? -Bobby will tell you. 209 00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:42,110 And a little tip I tell all the new gals: 210 00:13:42,277 --> 00:13:44,654 I don't punch out when I pull my extra break. 211 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:48,824 If I'm in the building, I'm gonna get compensated for whatever work I do. 212 00:13:48,992 --> 00:13:50,994 -Makes sense. -When it's my day... 213 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:54,998 ...I punch in, go home, nap, do shit with my boyfriend... 214 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:59,044 ...come back, do Bobby, go back home, and still don't punch out. 215 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:02,213 I have one of the gals on the late shift punch me out at close. 216 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,966 Get paid for a double and only work 15 minutes. 217 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:08,595 Reason I need you to go for me is because I got a bunch of canker sores. 218 00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:12,057 Need a break from the sucky-suck, if you know what I mean. 219 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:14,768 Jennica, could I go for you next week? 220 00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:17,312 I just got my teeth cleaned at the free clinic... 221 00:14:17,479 --> 00:14:20,482 ...and the trainee hygienist just shredded my gums. 222 00:14:20,648 --> 00:14:22,650 Been there. No worries. I'll ask Lucy. 223 00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:23,902 I got seniority. 224 00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:27,364 I got the evening Bobby shift, which is easy-peasy. 225 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:31,534 By then, basically his dick is just coughing up smoke. 226 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,085 Pancakes are in the oven. 227 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,087 Great session. 228 00:14:42,253 --> 00:14:44,964 Yummy time, mucho yum. 229 00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:52,055 He looks so happy and peaceful. 230 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:56,684 If ignorance is bliss, then Down syndrome's gotta be euphoria. 231 00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:03,900 -How are the pancakes? -Filling. 232 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:07,612 -You ever miss what we used to have? -Your crepes? Definitely. 233 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:09,531 Jody's not much of a cook. 234 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:17,705 I mean, the things that we would do together. 235 00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:20,166 Our social calendar was never that full. 236 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:24,921 No, I mean, like, the things. 237 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:27,966 I'm talking about what you and I used to have in bed. 238 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,678 Oh. 239 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:33,888 No. 240 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,600 You let me be in charge. 241 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:42,147 Remember? Jody only wants to cuddle and do it like missionaries. 242 00:15:42,313 --> 00:15:45,066 -Cuddling's good. -It's boring. 243 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,693 And uneventful. 244 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,736 I need events. 245 00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:51,156 -I want eventful play. -Shh. 246 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:54,868 -I wanna be in charge. -Well, then be in charge. 247 00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,995 Be forceful. Jody's malleable. 248 00:15:57,162 --> 00:15:59,247 He's not. 249 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:01,249 I've tried. 250 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,544 Would you talk to him? 251 00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:06,296 No. 252 00:16:06,463 --> 00:16:08,882 I have needs, Frank. 253 00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:10,967 I have needs. 254 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:13,678 I don't think I ask for too much. 255 00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:18,892 -I don't know what to do. -Oh, no. 256 00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:21,436 Please, don't cry when I'm eating. 257 00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:27,775 I'm sorry. Just... I miss it. 258 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:32,864 I miss it so, so much and the missing makes me sad. 259 00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:35,074 All right, all right. I'll talk to him. 260 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:38,536 Really? You will? 261 00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:42,290 Yes. If you'll stop crying and let me enjoy my pancakes, yes. 262 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:45,335 I can stop crying. I can stop crying. 263 00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:47,712 I can. I can stop crying. 264 00:16:54,219 --> 00:16:58,348 You're visiting a Milkovich sister nobody's ever heard of in Milwaukee? 265 00:16:58,515 --> 00:16:59,807 Correct. 266 00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:01,434 And you're gonna do what? 267 00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:06,356 We are going to evaluate her well-being, and, if need be, rescue her. 268 00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:09,108 -You mean kidnap. -Provide transport to a safer haven. 269 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,486 -Kidnap. -Rescue. 270 00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:14,531 -Bad idea. -Look. A kid's in trouble. 271 00:17:14,697 --> 00:17:16,074 We're gonna help. 272 00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:19,702 Crossing state lines to bring a minor... 273 00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:22,455 ...to the Milkovich House of Horrors seems like abuse. 274 00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:25,625 Look, her mother's dead, she's home alone, and she's scared. 275 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:29,087 Welcome to the predictable consequences of using crystal meth. 276 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:37,428 Have you ever driven this thing more than four consecutive miles? 277 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,740 -What's that smell? -Fresh air. 278 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,785 -Where's the rifle range? -Don't think we have that anymore. 279 00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,621 -Why's it on the pamphlet? -That's a worthwhile inquiry. 280 00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:09,335 -Shouldn't have put it on if you don't have it. -Well, let's go check. Come on. 281 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,554 - Damn it. - You all right, Lucy? 282 00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:22,557 No, I'm not all right. 283 00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:26,644 I was filling in for Jennica on her... I was filling in for Jennica's Bobby break. 284 00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:29,689 I got Bobby juice on the blouse I'm wearing to Cuban Night. 285 00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:33,568 Now Jennica's gonna get her car keyed, because I am fed up with co-workers... 286 00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:36,738 ...who always have canker sore outbreaks when it's their turn. 287 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:42,035 Hey, don't forget to backload those. 288 00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:46,873 There was a farmer who had a dog 289 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,958 And Bingo was his name-o 290 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,920 B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O 291 00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:55,465 B-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his name-o 292 00:18:55,673 --> 00:18:57,884 Wanna sing along with us, Carl? 293 00:18:58,051 --> 00:19:00,970 -I wanna shoot a rifle. -I got some info for you on that one. 294 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:03,973 -We no longer offer a rifle range. -That's bullshit! 295 00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:08,269 - Language, please, Carl. - There's a range on the pamphlet. 296 00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:11,022 How about I teach you to play chess? 297 00:19:11,189 --> 00:19:14,567 How about I call Action 4 News and tell them you lie to dying kids... 298 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:17,362 ...about what they get to do at this horseshit camp? 299 00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:21,074 - I'm sorry, Carl. - I wanna go to the forest and kill something. 300 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,786 Let's find you something safe to do, yet still thrilling. 301 00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:26,412 Like making a tie-dye T-shirt. 302 00:19:28,081 --> 00:19:29,457 You don't have to want it. 303 00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:33,002 Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work. 304 00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:36,923 I can't, Frank. I'm sorry. Sex toys are a gateway choice. 305 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,258 Toys can be mind-expanding. 306 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:42,053 I just got my one-year chip from Sex Addicts Anonymous. 307 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:45,807 Part of my recovery is to make certain I only have loving, committed sex. 308 00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:49,435 -No battery-powered aids allowed. -She just wants to kick it up a notch. 309 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:50,812 Make her happy. 310 00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:54,315 The key to my continued happiness is to have loving sex infrequently. 311 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,192 I've mastered the infrequent part. 312 00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:00,238 This isn't about your happiness. It's about Sheila's. 313 00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:04,992 I've finally got my life back under control. If I kick it up a notch, there's no stopping me. 314 00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:08,162 -It's an addiction. -Oh, would you stop bragging? 315 00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:10,248 We're all sex addicts, man. 316 00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:12,959 -Ten, 12 times a day? -Thinking about it? Yeah, more. 317 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:15,461 No, the act. Arousal and release. 318 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:19,048 Before I got into SAA, I was having sex 10, 12 times a day. 319 00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:22,427 -Giving or receiving? -Never receiving, always destroying. 320 00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:25,304 -Destroying? -That's what I used to call it. 321 00:20:25,471 --> 00:20:26,889 Destroying pussy. 322 00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:30,893 You all make coming to work such a delight. 323 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,479 -Ten to 12 times a day? The same woman? -Never. 324 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:36,315 That's the Internet. Once you announce your depravity... 325 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,526 ...there's other depravers seeking company. 326 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:41,696 You put it out there, you find a ton of willing participants... 327 00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:45,366 -...who wanna be humiliated having sex. -I gotta re-up my AOL account. 328 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,661 One week, I had 32 different partners. 329 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:50,580 Didn't cost me a dime. 330 00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:53,750 Toys, contraptions, restraints. 331 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,836 You start messing around, you think you're under control. 332 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,130 Eventually, you abuse your arousal center... 333 00:20:59,297 --> 00:21:02,550 ...needing stranger and stranger shit to flip your switch. 334 00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:06,804 I mean, I started to look at sex like a fight. 335 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:09,307 And my weapon was my cock. 336 00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:12,351 Knew I had a problem when I couldn't get hard... 337 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:16,481 ...unless I was slapping it in the face of a woman who was pretending to cry. 338 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:24,864 I underestimated you, Jody. 339 00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:30,745 In a bar full of depraved people, you are the grand poobah of depravity. 340 00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:33,873 Was. Won't be again. 341 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,960 What do I owe you for the ginger ale, Kev? 342 00:21:39,462 --> 00:21:43,132 -Vanilla or chocolate? -Mixed. You got any rainbow sprinkles? 343 00:21:43,299 --> 00:21:45,343 They discontinued sprinkles last summer. 344 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:47,720 Some brands have been linked to cancer. 345 00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:49,764 I already have cancer. This camp blows. 346 00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:52,308 No sprinkles? What is this, Mexico? 347 00:21:52,475 --> 00:21:56,062 -We're trying to create an enjoy... -Create some sprinkles before we die. 348 00:21:56,229 --> 00:21:58,356 Hey, kids, it's Moppy the Clown. 349 00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:05,321 Yo, Carl, way to speak up. 350 00:22:05,488 --> 00:22:07,615 -Wanna go check out the lake? -Sure. 351 00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:10,034 -I'll go ask. -Don't ask. Just go. 352 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:14,038 -They'll get mad if we don't ask permission. -Cancer is our permission. 353 00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:18,125 We've been at this camp a day without seeing the lake. I've never seen a lake. 354 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,295 -Not even Lake Michigan? -Where's that? 355 00:22:26,717 --> 00:22:28,761 I didn't get a chance to swing by the bank. 356 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:31,597 -I'll get money in the squirrel fund tomorrow. -Okay. 357 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:33,850 -How'd it go today? -Weird. 358 00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:35,643 -Daycare? -No kids lost limbs. 359 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,770 No kids were lost by Jim. 360 00:22:37,937 --> 00:22:40,523 -Excellent. -How'd cashier work get weird? 361 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,527 I think everyone at work, other than me, is blowing the manager. 362 00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,070 That's genius. 363 00:22:46,237 --> 00:22:47,738 Evil genius. 364 00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:50,908 Taking advantage of women who can't afford to lose their jobs? 365 00:22:51,075 --> 00:22:52,577 -It's sick. -Then quit. 366 00:22:52,743 --> 00:22:55,621 I need the job. Overtime, benefits. 367 00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:59,709 But eventually, they're all gonna realize I'm not carrying my share of the load. 368 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:00,960 Literally. 369 00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:04,422 Maybe I can figure out a way to make them all stop... 370 00:23:04,589 --> 00:23:07,008 ...before they realize I'm getting a free ride. 371 00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:11,762 If we stick together and collectively boycott giving him what he wants, maybe it can stop. 372 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:15,600 -There's strength in numbers. -"United we stand, divided we suck dick." 373 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:18,936 Hey, revolutions have begun with less inspiring phrases. 374 00:23:20,229 --> 00:23:21,355 Cool. 375 00:23:21,522 --> 00:23:23,649 Flat rocks skip better. 376 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:27,278 They pay for your braces before they found out you were dying? 377 00:23:27,445 --> 00:23:29,280 I'm not dying. 378 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:33,200 You got cancer, dude. You're dying. 379 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:35,286 We're all dying. 380 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,580 My dad got me some special pills. 381 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,957 Good luck with that. 382 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,752 Seriously. 383 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:44,170 They ain't got no cure. 384 00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:48,925 I thought this camp was supposed to help kids. Fresh air and that stuff. 385 00:23:49,592 --> 00:23:53,095 The only kids invited to this camp are the ones that ain't gonna make it. 386 00:23:53,262 --> 00:23:55,681 This is the final party. One final "screw you." 387 00:23:55,848 --> 00:24:00,102 Putting all this cool shit within arms' reach and then not letting us do dick. 388 00:24:00,269 --> 00:24:04,774 If you had to pick one wish they could actually grant, what would it be? 389 00:24:04,941 --> 00:24:08,235 Titties. Never seen a real girl's titties. 390 00:24:08,402 --> 00:24:12,281 -Porn? -Sure, but never seen titties in real life. 391 00:24:12,447 --> 00:24:14,200 -You? -Older sister. 392 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,910 Describe them. 393 00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,330 Like titties, except they're your older sister's... 394 00:24:19,497 --> 00:24:22,457 ...so you don't really wanna keep looking at them. 395 00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:28,589 - How's that? - It's fine. 396 00:24:29,507 --> 00:24:32,093 -You feeling me? -I do. 397 00:24:32,259 --> 00:24:34,804 - What's my name? - Have you forgotten your name? 398 00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:36,597 -Say it! -It. 399 00:24:36,764 --> 00:24:38,473 -My name. -Jody. 400 00:25:14,844 --> 00:25:18,014 Hey, Molly. It's me, Mandy. 401 00:25:21,684 --> 00:25:25,354 -This is Lip, my friend. -Hey. 402 00:25:26,147 --> 00:25:27,481 Is Daddy here? 403 00:25:28,607 --> 00:25:32,987 He's at sea, but he sends his love. How are you? 404 00:25:34,155 --> 00:25:35,781 Am I coming home with you? 405 00:25:38,784 --> 00:25:41,495 Molly, did your mom...? She have, like, an address book... 406 00:25:41,662 --> 00:25:46,208 ...with family members from her side of the family? Cousins or anyone like that? 407 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,418 No. 408 00:25:48,627 --> 00:25:51,088 Okay. What about her cell phone? 409 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:52,923 You know anyone on that? 410 00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:56,135 She only had two numbers on it. 411 00:25:56,302 --> 00:25:58,054 Daddy's and her dealer's. 412 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,389 You never meet any uncles or aunties? 413 00:26:00,555 --> 00:26:03,350 Just you. And my cousin, David. 414 00:26:03,517 --> 00:26:05,603 He's in the Navy and fights bad guys. 415 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,813 But other than him, no. 416 00:26:09,482 --> 00:26:11,776 Are you taking me to Daddy? 417 00:26:35,007 --> 00:26:36,842 Whoa, 51 seconds, Debs. 418 00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:40,471 Only 39 seconds to go. 419 00:26:45,643 --> 00:26:48,521 Hey, Register 2, you having a party? 420 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:51,357 Ladies will be all aflitter. 421 00:26:51,524 --> 00:26:54,693 -Hi. Patty. Deli. -Hey, Patty. Fiona. 422 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:56,821 Just a chance to mingle, away from work. 423 00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:59,698 Coffee, cocktails, conversation, totally casual. 424 00:27:00,699 --> 00:27:03,702 I've been working here 25 years, no one's ever thrown a party. 425 00:27:04,411 --> 00:27:07,414 Good to get to know people away from the salt mine, you know. 426 00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:09,667 I don't, but I'm glad you're gonna show us. 427 00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:11,794 -Want me to bring something? -All set. 428 00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:15,131 You sure? Something from the deli? Bobby will give us a discount. 429 00:27:15,297 --> 00:27:18,467 Or I could throw away some meat and pick it up from the dumpster. 430 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:20,511 Don't worry, I'll double-bag it. 431 00:27:21,178 --> 00:27:24,014 I'm just gonna do chips and salsa. Something light. 432 00:27:24,181 --> 00:27:26,016 More room in my belly for beer. 433 00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:28,394 See you tonight. 434 00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:34,649 Panerai. Nice. 435 00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:36,610 How nice? 436 00:27:38,696 --> 00:27:40,072 Two thousand. 437 00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:42,575 It cost me 5 three years ago. 438 00:27:42,741 --> 00:27:45,369 Don't need a pedigree, just need an answer. 439 00:28:00,593 --> 00:28:03,888 Okay, kids. For lunch we have organic chicken, a fresh kale salad... 440 00:28:04,054 --> 00:28:06,974 ...and a juice bar with beets, cukes, ginger and carrots... 441 00:28:07,141 --> 00:28:10,019 ...ready to be ground down into their essential goodness. 442 00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:12,146 - Any chicken nuggets? - I love nuggets. 443 00:28:12,313 --> 00:28:13,772 Chicky nugs? I want some. 444 00:28:13,939 --> 00:28:15,858 Sorry, guys, no chicken nuggets. 445 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:17,234 - You got a car? - No. 446 00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:18,944 - I'm a college student. - Buy one. 447 00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:21,322 -People who go to college are rich. -I'm not. 448 00:28:21,488 --> 00:28:23,616 Then call us a cab and get us some nuggets. 449 00:28:23,782 --> 00:28:27,536 I got money. My mom said I could buy whatever I want from the camp store. 450 00:28:27,702 --> 00:28:29,205 I want chicken nuggets. 451 00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:32,750 -There's no nuggets at the camp store. -We're dying of cancer. 452 00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:35,961 Serial killers on death row get lobster for their final meal. 453 00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:39,089 These meals could be our last. We can't get chicken nuggets? 454 00:28:39,256 --> 00:28:41,634 We have cancer. Go get us some nuggets now. 455 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,596 Nuggets. Nuggets. Nuggets. 456 00:28:52,102 --> 00:28:54,313 Hanley, I'm gonna get you to see some real titties. 457 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,815 Not sister titties. Not porn titties. 458 00:28:56,982 --> 00:29:00,319 Just naked, real titties. 459 00:29:01,737 --> 00:29:05,658 - Well, I'm off to work. Mm-mwah. - Okay. 460 00:29:06,617 --> 00:29:09,161 Eggs are in the oven, Frank. 461 00:29:12,706 --> 00:29:15,626 -You were gonna talk to him. -I did. 462 00:29:15,793 --> 00:29:17,294 Nothing's changed. 463 00:29:17,461 --> 00:29:19,255 Not gonna happen overnight, Sheila. 464 00:29:19,421 --> 00:29:22,841 -I am running out of time. -You're not. 465 00:29:23,008 --> 00:29:26,595 I think we can have what we had again. 466 00:29:26,762 --> 00:29:28,555 And I would never cheat on Jody... 467 00:29:28,722 --> 00:29:34,395 ...but I am ready to ask him if you and I can have a little toy time on the side. 468 00:29:34,561 --> 00:29:40,067 We had something special, but not as special as you and Jody. 469 00:29:41,026 --> 00:29:43,529 I don't need Jody. I need you. 470 00:29:43,696 --> 00:29:49,493 I need you back because of what you let me feel... 471 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:56,917 ...by allowing me to make you feel something that you don't want to feel. 472 00:29:59,795 --> 00:30:03,048 You brought a girl to my house without asking me first? 473 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:05,217 You took me in when I needed it. 474 00:30:05,384 --> 00:30:06,927 My MS has got real bad. 475 00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:09,722 My whole left side goes numb for weeks. 476 00:30:09,888 --> 00:30:12,558 -I'll help. -Your heart's in the right place. 477 00:30:12,725 --> 00:30:14,893 You're the best Milkovich there is. 478 00:30:15,561 --> 00:30:20,858 -I should have called first. I'm sorry. -No. It's not a bad idea, Mandy. 479 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:24,528 It's a bad time. I mean, I can't take care of little kids. 480 00:30:24,695 --> 00:30:26,697 Take her back. 481 00:30:26,864 --> 00:30:30,367 There are good people who work in the places that take care of orphans. 482 00:30:30,534 --> 00:30:34,371 -She'll be better off. -You'll look after her while we figure it out? 483 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:37,416 What are you gonna do when there's no Aunt Rande to run to? 484 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,544 One day, there won't be. 485 00:30:40,711 --> 00:30:43,464 That day is today. 486 00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:50,095 Loving sex is a rule of my program. 487 00:30:50,262 --> 00:30:54,892 Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. 488 00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:58,687 Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature. 489 00:30:58,854 --> 00:31:01,357 That's a good thing. We're not animals, we're people. 490 00:31:01,523 --> 00:31:04,693 With the ability to elevate sex to a spiritual, loving experience. 491 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:08,238 You can have that with Sheila and still give her what she needs. 492 00:31:08,405 --> 00:31:13,077 -That's not been my experience. -You're smarter, stronger. You can handle it. 493 00:31:13,243 --> 00:31:14,495 Sheila needs you. 494 00:31:16,747 --> 00:31:18,248 I love her, Frank. I really do. 495 00:31:18,415 --> 00:31:23,212 Then don't let past regrets scare you from embracing new experiences. 496 00:31:23,796 --> 00:31:26,090 It's what it unleashes in me that I'm afraid of. 497 00:31:26,256 --> 00:31:30,302 Jody, the most important part of your recovery is this little family you've started. 498 00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:34,306 Sheila wants to be sensitive to your recovery, but she has needs. 499 00:31:34,473 --> 00:31:38,060 Your acceptance of those needs is an act of love. 500 00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:40,479 This is love. 501 00:31:40,646 --> 00:31:44,525 You're not breaking your sobriety. You're showing her how much you care. 502 00:31:44,691 --> 00:31:46,026 Hmm. 503 00:31:46,693 --> 00:31:47,903 Ready, Jody. 504 00:31:48,612 --> 00:31:50,614 Right. What are we doing again? 505 00:31:50,781 --> 00:31:53,659 "Eat at Anne's." With an arrow. 506 00:31:53,826 --> 00:31:55,119 Cool. Hop on. 507 00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:05,087 - Mm. - Hey, where you been? 508 00:32:05,254 --> 00:32:07,381 -Hey. Milwaukee. -What? 509 00:32:07,548 --> 00:32:09,383 Love Milwaukee. Breweries. 510 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,343 -What's all this? -Party for work. 511 00:32:12,052 --> 00:32:13,095 Hey, Fiona. 512 00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:16,473 Fiona, this is Molly, Mandy's sister. 513 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,934 You have a sister? 514 00:32:19,101 --> 00:32:22,396 I do. Hey, Molly, bathroom? 515 00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:26,108 -You guys, I'm up to 75 seconds. -Doing what, Debs? 516 00:32:26,316 --> 00:32:28,610 - Prepping to be drowned at the city pool. - Oh. Cool. 517 00:32:28,777 --> 00:32:31,697 This is Molly, Mandy's sister. Can you show her the bathroom? 518 00:32:31,864 --> 00:32:33,532 You have a sister? 519 00:32:34,992 --> 00:32:36,034 Milwaukee? 520 00:32:36,201 --> 00:32:38,245 Look, her mother OD'd and she called Mandy. 521 00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:42,458 Uh-huh. So why are you involved? -He's Captain Chivalry now. 522 00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:46,920 She's a girl that needs shelter while we figure out the next step. 523 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:50,007 -Can she stay here for a bit? -Kind of full up. 524 00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:52,676 -Not with Carl in camp. -Take her to her father's. 525 00:32:52,843 --> 00:32:57,097 We're not gonna take her to her father's. Her father likes to molest his daughters. 526 00:32:57,264 --> 00:32:58,682 Should have led with that. 527 00:33:01,268 --> 00:33:04,855 You don't need to be playing house with Mandy Milkovich. 528 00:33:05,647 --> 00:33:07,107 So yes or no? 529 00:33:09,902 --> 00:33:11,111 Until Carl gets back. 530 00:33:11,278 --> 00:33:14,615 But doing shit like this signals something to a girl like Mandy. 531 00:33:14,781 --> 00:33:17,117 You sure you know what kind of signals you're sending? 532 00:33:18,952 --> 00:33:21,038 - Pop. - Can you meet me for a drink? 533 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:24,374 -Is everything all right? -If everything was all right... 534 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:27,544 ...I wouldn't ask you to meet me for a drink on short notice. 535 00:33:27,711 --> 00:33:31,131 -Can't you tell me on the phone? -Just put on your big-boy pants... 536 00:33:31,298 --> 00:33:37,221 ...and meet your father at a bar of your choice so we can mumble like men over a beer. 537 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,193 No. 538 00:33:55,614 --> 00:33:59,952 This is where they lock up the pain pills. 539 00:34:01,411 --> 00:34:03,205 - We need a bolt cutter. - No, we don't. 540 00:34:03,372 --> 00:34:05,874 Just use your Swiss army knife and unscrew the bolts. 541 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:09,378 Or we can just break the glass. 542 00:34:10,587 --> 00:34:14,800 When I break the glass, you guys cough so no one will be suspicious. 543 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:16,969 One, two, three, cough. 544 00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:22,140 What are you kids doing? 545 00:34:22,307 --> 00:34:24,393 We were gonna steal the drugs and sell them. 546 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,229 Really? You need to work on your lying. 547 00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:29,898 -What do you need money for? -We wanna pay a woman... 548 00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:33,402 Shut up. This is a camp that's supposed to fulfill wishes. 549 00:34:33,569 --> 00:34:35,153 But all you do is say no. 550 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:42,369 Kids, I came to work here to do my part in diminishing the burden of your illness. 551 00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:46,999 I know you've been disappointed with some of the restrictions put on you here. 552 00:34:47,165 --> 00:34:50,002 I wish I had the power to change that. 553 00:34:52,296 --> 00:34:55,215 You may have more power than you think. 554 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,598 Frank, Jody wants to talk to you. 555 00:35:15,277 --> 00:35:18,488 Ladies, thanks for getting together on such short notice. 556 00:35:18,655 --> 00:35:19,948 Who doesn't like a party? 557 00:35:20,115 --> 00:35:23,869 You've all embraced me at the store and I really appreciate it. 558 00:35:24,703 --> 00:35:31,585 And I just, I want to say that we, collectively, have a voice. 559 00:35:32,961 --> 00:35:36,340 And we should start voicing it. 560 00:35:36,506 --> 00:35:39,968 -You starting a ladies choir? -I sing at the church every Sunday. 561 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:44,681 -I can't sing at all. -No. No, but... 562 00:35:44,848 --> 00:35:47,684 Ladies, we need to speak about what's going on at work. 563 00:35:47,851 --> 00:35:49,186 With Bobby. 564 00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:55,400 I, like all of you, am happy to have a job, okay? 565 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:59,863 But I don't want this job if the cost is a never-ending payback hummer. 566 00:36:00,530 --> 00:36:03,450 I don't want to live in that world. It's not right. 567 00:36:03,617 --> 00:36:06,203 -Someone finally said it. -I've said it for months. 568 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:08,205 But you didn't throw a party. 569 00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:10,916 If we band together, we can put an end to this. 570 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:14,795 An end to hearing your name called over the loudspeaker. 571 00:36:14,961 --> 00:36:18,965 An end to him deciding we're here to please him whenever the urge arises. 572 00:36:19,132 --> 00:36:22,469 An end to feeling like we have to give him whatever he wants... 573 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:26,807 ...like we are some desperate whores who are happy for the attention. 574 00:36:26,973 --> 00:36:30,102 Our jobs are not his to threaten us with. 575 00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:33,897 Our mouths are not his property to use as he pleases. 576 00:36:34,064 --> 00:36:36,233 I was this close to biting it off last week. 577 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,654 We need to say, "This stops now." 578 00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,072 Yeah! 579 00:36:42,572 --> 00:36:46,243 -It's not that bad. -What? 580 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:49,913 I mean, he showers daily, keeps himself clean. 581 00:36:50,414 --> 00:36:53,709 Last year, when my kid got sick, he gave me time off. 582 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:56,670 - Says something. - Patty's right. 583 00:36:56,837 --> 00:36:59,297 When I punch in late, he never dock me. 584 00:36:59,464 --> 00:37:01,967 What's a blowjob if when my kid is sick I stay home? 585 00:37:02,134 --> 00:37:04,344 -It's sexual harassment. -Exactly. 586 00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:07,681 He let me take flowers to put on my mother's grave. No charge. 587 00:37:07,848 --> 00:37:09,808 - He charges you a weekly hummer. - Right. 588 00:37:09,975 --> 00:37:13,437 He lets you take home week-old carnations that are already dying. 589 00:37:13,603 --> 00:37:17,441 -To hell with his flowers. -It's once a week for 10 minutes. 590 00:37:17,607 --> 00:37:21,528 Stick your finger up his rear and pop his cork, you get it done in two. 591 00:37:21,695 --> 00:37:24,781 That's what I'm gonna do, and leave a Lee Press-On up there. 592 00:37:24,948 --> 00:37:28,827 - Give him something to scream about. - Amen, Jennica. 593 00:37:30,746 --> 00:37:33,582 We're playing a dangerous game, ladies. 594 00:37:33,749 --> 00:37:35,584 - Patty, come on. - Okay? Wait. Wait. 595 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:38,420 If we cause a ruckus, we get him fired, guess what. 596 00:37:38,587 --> 00:37:40,756 We don't know who the next manager will be. 597 00:37:40,922 --> 00:37:44,092 What if he doesn't let us call in sick when we're really not sick? 598 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,846 What if he doesn't let us go to a funeral without punching out? 599 00:37:48,013 --> 00:37:51,224 What if he doesn't let us take home expired meat and sheet cakes... 600 00:37:51,391 --> 00:37:54,603 ...and a pony keg once and again, for free? 601 00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:55,937 Bobby's a nice guy. 602 00:37:56,104 --> 00:37:59,900 Okay, okay, so we have to provide him with oral pleasure once a week. 603 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:02,319 - Is that such a bad thing? - Yes! 604 00:38:02,486 --> 00:38:05,280 No, no, no. Listen, girls, listen. Think about it. 605 00:38:05,906 --> 00:38:08,492 The dick we're sucking may very well be better... 606 00:38:08,658 --> 00:38:11,995 ...than the dick we might have to suck instead. 607 00:38:12,162 --> 00:38:15,290 - Thank God you're in the minority. - Thank you. 608 00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:17,584 - Yeah? - Yeah. 609 00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:20,837 - Let's take a vote. - On what? 610 00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:22,464 The situation at hand. 611 00:38:22,631 --> 00:38:25,842 Whether we keep what's working, working. 612 00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:31,723 -You want to have a vote? -Hey, you convened the blow job town hall. 613 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:33,683 Let's vote. Yes or no. 614 00:38:36,144 --> 00:38:38,563 Fine, show of hands. 615 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:40,941 No, no, no. 616 00:38:41,107 --> 00:38:42,692 Secret ballot. 617 00:38:42,859 --> 00:38:45,487 Let the democratic process unfold. 618 00:38:49,699 --> 00:38:53,411 Couple of tips: Don't relax. Pretend you're scared. 619 00:38:53,578 --> 00:38:56,915 -She likes that. -I don't have to pretend, though. 620 00:38:57,082 --> 00:39:01,503 It'll stretch, trust me. If God didn't want us putting things up our ass... 621 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:04,256 ...he would have given the rectum a gag reflex. 622 00:39:08,093 --> 00:39:10,804 So tonight maybe you and Molly should sleep together. 623 00:39:10,971 --> 00:39:12,389 I'll bunk with Ian and Liam. 624 00:39:12,556 --> 00:39:14,724 If she wakes up in the night freaking out... 625 00:39:14,891 --> 00:39:16,810 -...you'll be there. -All right. 626 00:39:20,689 --> 00:39:22,649 How long? 627 00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,402 -Ninety-two seconds. -Yes! 628 00:39:33,493 --> 00:39:35,370 I'm only doing this for Hanley. 629 00:39:35,537 --> 00:39:37,080 I have cancer too. 630 00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:38,456 Me too. 631 00:39:45,797 --> 00:39:49,092 You're the best friend I've ever had. 632 00:40:07,152 --> 00:40:10,989 -Now how about the lower half? -Not happening, pal. 633 00:40:11,156 --> 00:40:12,532 Wendy? 634 00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:14,451 Wow. 635 00:40:14,618 --> 00:40:16,620 Exactly how I imagined them to be. 636 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:24,961 Okay. 637 00:40:25,128 --> 00:40:27,255 "Blow job." 638 00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:30,842 "No blow job." 639 00:40:31,009 --> 00:40:33,303 "Blow job." 640 00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:34,846 "Abstention"? 641 00:40:35,013 --> 00:40:38,099 -Really, ladies, one of you is abstaining? -What does that mean? 642 00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:40,685 It means someone doesn't care one way or another. 643 00:40:40,852 --> 00:40:43,813 I never minded it, but he never asks me anymore. 644 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,191 That's because you're a human piranha, Lois. 645 00:40:46,358 --> 00:40:49,945 -And blow jobs win, six to three. -With one abstention. 646 00:40:50,111 --> 00:40:52,489 -That's what I'm talking about. -I want a recount. 647 00:40:52,656 --> 00:40:53,740 Yeah, come on, ladies. 648 00:40:53,907 --> 00:40:56,785 How could this many of you vote for blow jobs? 649 00:40:56,952 --> 00:41:00,914 -Yeah, have the guts to say who you are. -Patty's right. It's not that bad. 650 00:41:01,081 --> 00:41:03,166 -What about your blouse? -Stain came out. 651 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,336 Admit it, Fiona, he doesn't taste that bad. 652 00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:08,463 I wouldn't know. I've never done it. 653 00:41:09,673 --> 00:41:10,715 Oh. 654 00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:14,386 You're the reason why I had to pick up an extra hummer this week? 655 00:41:17,722 --> 00:41:20,183 -Pop. -James. 656 00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:22,686 Um... 657 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:27,065 -Is this a place you frequent? -Yeah, neighborhood joint. What's up? 658 00:41:29,567 --> 00:41:30,902 Um... 659 00:41:31,778 --> 00:41:36,366 Your mother and I are getting a divorce. 660 00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:37,867 Kev, shots, please. 661 00:41:38,034 --> 00:41:40,662 I'll just be down the hall. 662 00:41:41,162 --> 00:41:45,500 You might hear some sirens and stuff during the night, but you'll be safe. 663 00:41:46,334 --> 00:41:49,421 -Okay. Good night. -Good night. 664 00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:52,257 Here you go. Change of underwear and a nightgown. 665 00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:53,967 I'll be back in a second, Molly. 666 00:41:55,885 --> 00:42:00,265 -Thanks. -Oh, yeah. No worries. 667 00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:10,108 Night. 668 00:42:10,942 --> 00:42:12,444 Night. 669 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:28,001 I will totally teach you to swim. 670 00:42:28,168 --> 00:42:31,463 We can protect one another from city kids who hate white people. 671 00:42:36,801 --> 00:42:39,846 Oh, yeah, that's just my girl penis. 672 00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:45,143 It looks exactly like a boy penis. 673 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:49,189 But I'm a girl, so it's different. 674 00:42:54,736 --> 00:42:55,987 Mm. 675 00:42:57,697 --> 00:43:01,201 Incompatibility finally caught up to us. 676 00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:02,660 When are you moving out? 677 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:06,623 -Now, basically. -Basically? 678 00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:09,542 -Well, literally. -Oh. 679 00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:14,672 She changed the locks. 680 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:16,716 Hmm. 681 00:43:17,509 --> 00:43:21,554 -Where are you staying? -Hotel, probably. 682 00:43:22,764 --> 00:43:25,558 So how's Mom? 683 00:43:25,809 --> 00:43:27,185 Oh. 684 00:43:28,186 --> 00:43:29,813 She's fine. 685 00:43:33,525 --> 00:43:36,486 I'm being nice. How's your mother? 686 00:43:36,653 --> 00:43:38,321 Your mother... 687 00:43:38,488 --> 00:43:44,077 ...she is on the final slope downward into the pickle jar. 688 00:43:44,244 --> 00:43:48,748 A pill to rise, a pill to sleep, a pill to numb her throughout the day. 689 00:43:49,707 --> 00:43:54,629 And then Tanqueray to wash it all down. 690 00:43:57,590 --> 00:44:00,093 She changed the locks. 691 00:44:01,678 --> 00:44:02,720 So be it. 692 00:44:03,555 --> 00:44:05,181 Yeah. 693 00:44:08,935 --> 00:44:11,563 -And remember to breathe. -I don't wanna do this. 694 00:44:11,729 --> 00:44:15,150 Just keep reminding yourself, this is love. 695 00:44:15,316 --> 00:44:18,111 Say it with me. This is love. 696 00:44:18,278 --> 00:44:20,864 -This is... -Love. 697 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:23,324 -This is love. -This is love. 698 00:44:23,491 --> 00:44:25,285 -This is love. -This is love. 699 00:44:25,451 --> 00:44:28,621 -This is love. -Exactly. 700 00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:32,458 Okay, Sheils, you're good to go. 701 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:35,211 Thanks, Frank. 702 00:44:39,132 --> 00:44:40,425 This is love. 703 00:44:49,267 --> 00:44:52,729 Wait, wait, wait. It's not my fault. I was over-served, okay? 704 00:44:52,896 --> 00:44:57,442 All right, let's just agree to blame the bartender and call it a night, okay? 705 00:45:00,528 --> 00:45:03,615 What, are you picking up a little crack first? 706 00:45:04,532 --> 00:45:05,992 This is where I live. 707 00:45:13,374 --> 00:45:15,627 Hey, Fiona, Ian, you've met my father. 708 00:45:15,793 --> 00:45:17,670 - Hello. - Hey. 709 00:45:18,712 --> 00:45:23,426 -Whoa, whoa. Hey, Ian, a little help here? -Sure. 710 00:45:23,593 --> 00:45:26,471 Yeah, we were at the Alibi and we had a few. 711 00:45:27,597 --> 00:45:30,141 I'll get a pillow and a blanket. 712 00:45:30,350 --> 00:45:31,976 All right. 713 00:45:52,538 --> 00:45:54,791 This one's gonna take. 714 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:59,796 My boys are gonna hit your bull's-eye, I can feel it. 715 00:45:59,963 --> 00:46:03,383 -Come on, boys, swim! -Ha-ha-ha. 716 00:46:03,549 --> 00:46:07,345 Swim like Michael Phelps! Swim, baby! 717 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:10,764 -Can a vagina go deaf? -Whoo! 718 00:46:10,932 --> 00:46:12,809 -Ha-ha-ha. -Get up there, now! 719 00:46:12,976 --> 00:46:15,728 My parents are getting divorced. 720 00:46:15,895 --> 00:46:18,273 -I mean... -Is that a good thing or bad thing? 721 00:46:18,439 --> 00:46:23,069 I mean, now I'm gonna have to spend more time with both of them, so not good. 722 00:46:24,362 --> 00:46:26,197 Listen, I'm sorry I brought him here. 723 00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:29,617 He was in a state and we were right around the corner and... 724 00:46:36,457 --> 00:46:38,960 Let's end this day right. 725 00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:50,179 Oh, sorry. 726 00:46:50,346 --> 00:46:52,348 It's okay. I'm done. 727 00:47:25,465 --> 00:47:28,551 What the fuck? What the fuck? 728 00:47:29,385 --> 00:47:31,095 What the fuck? 729 00:47:31,888 --> 00:47:34,432 -I was looking for the shower. -Who the fuck are you? 730 00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:36,392 - It's Jimmy's dad. - What's going on? 731 00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:38,895 -Oh. -Whoa, where's your clothes? 732 00:47:39,062 --> 00:47:40,188 I was gonna take a shower. 733 00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:43,566 -I came into the wrong room. -Then hopped in bed with a full chub. 734 00:47:43,733 --> 00:47:46,361 - What? - Jimmy's dad tried to go balls-deep on me. 735 00:47:46,527 --> 00:47:48,988 -No, no, I didn't... -Then why'd you grab my sack? 736 00:47:49,155 --> 00:47:50,323 - Cover up. - Okay. 737 00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:52,533 - Everything all right? - Doesn't seem to be. 738 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,620 - Molly, Debs, back to bed. - Fuck. 739 00:47:57,205 --> 00:47:58,247 Are you sure...? 740 00:47:58,414 --> 00:48:01,376 When you feel a full chub in the back, the meaning is clear. 741 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,960 Ned was looking for me. 742 00:48:05,879 --> 00:48:10,218 I met him at a club. We've been hooking up for a while. 743 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:15,431 -You've been screwing Jimmy's dad? -I didn't know it was Jimmy's dad at the time. 744 00:48:16,391 --> 00:48:17,934 He's nice. 745 00:48:34,367 --> 00:48:37,870 -Is this why Mom kicked you out? -What? 746 00:48:38,037 --> 00:48:40,289 No, no, no. 747 00:48:41,124 --> 00:48:45,753 Does she know that you're... Gay? 748 00:48:47,088 --> 00:48:53,302 Not so much gay as, you know, sometimes I enjoy men more than women. 749 00:48:56,722 --> 00:48:58,599 No, no, it's not that. 750 00:49:00,685 --> 00:49:03,229 I'm broke, son. 751 00:49:04,063 --> 00:49:07,316 Financially broke. 752 00:49:08,818 --> 00:49:10,944 That's why she threw me out. 753 00:49:11,112 --> 00:49:15,741 That's not the only reason... 754 00:49:15,908 --> 00:49:18,703 ...but most of it. 755 00:49:18,870 --> 00:49:21,456 I'm sorry about in there. 756 00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:24,333 Were you trying to screw Lip? 757 00:49:25,959 --> 00:49:29,714 No. It was the wrong bed. 758 00:49:29,881 --> 00:49:33,009 It's the other kid. Ian. 759 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:39,599 I'll be at the Four Seasons. 760 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:44,437 I think I still have a credit card that works. 761 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,216 I'm so sorry. 762 00:50:15,676 --> 00:50:20,013 If I had to apologize for all the stuff my father's done... 763 00:50:20,181 --> 00:50:23,476 -...I wouldn't have a voice left. -Hmm. 764 00:50:51,546 --> 00:50:53,464 They were really nice.